I swear to god men have their own pms and it’s called be a dick day
theyellowbrickroad: i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something
If countries were students-
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
senpai-has-noticed-you: sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
fartgallery: the best harlem shake
burrito-princess: every fucking post about “u r the most beautiful wen u r crying and sad” and “a guy who loves u will kiss ur scars” and “ppl with depression r stronger becos they hav walked thru fire” makes me so mad because there is nothing beautiful about depression stop romanticising it you daft twats it doesn’t make you deep or emotional or intellectual it makes you sad and incoherent and...
Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
When he gets his pillow back it’s gonna be all full of tears but he caused them
Sometimes I evaluate my life and I’m like wow I hate myself and my life what’s the quickest way to end it
imjustonekid: do you ever keyboard smash like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now
I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.– Before Sunrise (via moaka)
sodamnrelatable: Morning shower: Night shower:
I just saw a post with a picture of Kristen Stewart on it and it had 666 notes and nobODY ELSE BETTER DO ANYTHING SO IT STAYS THERE BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO BE LABELED. SHE IS THE DEVIL. SATAN.
I’m tired of having to pray after terrorism attacks. Not because I don’t like praying, but because of the deliberate attacks on innocent people running a race for fucking charity. Like what kind of lunatic thinks that this is okay? I’m tired of seeing policemen everywhere just in case of another attack, whether it is related or not. I’m tired of seeing people having to wait...
itaintreallyuptome: 0rdinary-mess: boundedbyrealityy: People send their kids to school, kids get shot. People watch batman, they get shot. People run marathons for charity, they get bombed. Where is the innocence in the world, is there even good left in us? I honestly grieve for humanity. people go to work, they don’t come home.
acutelesbian: Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked blue eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now and sometimes you meet someone who can make the sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite books over and over while you forget that dinners on the...
I don't understand why people need drugs when...
sodamnrelatable: Aren’t we all internet explorers?
There were 3 bombs found, one unexploded that will be taken into forensic studies in order to investigate further. A man was caught on surveillance camera carrying two backpacks near site just minutes before the explosions. They were homemade bombs placed into trash cans.